Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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