"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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