All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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