it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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