It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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