please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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