Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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