you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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