Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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