walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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