I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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