Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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