it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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