i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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