and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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