Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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