On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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