North Korea, Best Korea!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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