I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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