he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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