he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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