are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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