Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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