Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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