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I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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