so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
True college students do jello shots in the library
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