do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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