Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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