i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I look better un-naked...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
