Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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