Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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