i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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