And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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