Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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