Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
jump out the window naked night went bad
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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