hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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