I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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