She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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