just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
