But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
