Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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