the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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