She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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