Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I have tasted many bathrooms
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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