Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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