Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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