I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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