The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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