why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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