I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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