Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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