I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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