You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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