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(713): View more from Texas

Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo

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(217): View more from Illinois

he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.

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(219): View more from Indiana

you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.

(949): View more from California

she's my drunk super hero.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums

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(207): View more from Maine

We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.

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(949): View more from California

It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate

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