Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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